Photo — MinskThe country Europe forgot. In overland from Warsaw on a night train, out through Soviet boulevards, tank ranges and the half of the Chernobyl exclusion zone nobody visits. Application only.
A bus out of Warsaw and across one of Europe's strangest borders, the old-school way. Brest fortress and a city tour once we are through, a proper welcome dinner, then the overnight sleeper east to Gomel: bunks, tea in glass holders, and the whole carriage swaying through the dark.
Overnight: Night train
Roll into Gomel with the sunrise. Check in, strong coffee, then Belarus's grand second city on foot: the Rumyantsev palace and its park above the river, golden-era Soviet boulevards, and a proper dinner before the strangest day of the trip.
Overnight: Gomel
The day the whole trip points at: into the Polesie State Radioecological Reserve, the Belarusian half of the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Abandoned villages being swallowed by forest, bison and wolves where people used to live, geiger counters clicking. No crowds, no tour buses. The quiet half of the most infamous place on earth.
Overnight: Gomel
West across the flatlands into the Belarus nobody writes guidebooks about. Check into a proper Soviet hotel, then Slutsk: the market, the monuments, the I love Slutsk sign, and an evening with our friend Dennis, the bartender at the only bar in town, who has been expecting us.
Overnight: Slutsk
An early start north to the capital. Check in, then a city tour through the greatest open-air museum of Soviet architecture on earth: Independence Avenue, Victory Square, the KGB headquarters (photos from the outside only, trust us). Kolduny and kvass for dinner.
Overnight: Minsk
Out to the Stalin Line fortifications for the day you will not believe until you are in it: ride a Soviet tank through the mud and fire the weapons your history teacher only had pictures of. Back to Minsk in the evening with your ears still ringing.
Overnight: Minsk
The capital with the lid off: ride the ornate Soviet metro, hunt down the mosaics, take the National Library's viewing deck for the skyline, and haggle for dinner at the Komarovka market. A last proper night out in Minsk to send it off.
Overnight: Minsk
One last Belarusian breakfast, then the short road north and across the border into Lithuania together. Goodbyes on EU soil, with Vilnius right there for cheap flights home or one more night out if you are not done yet.
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